A Little Summer Haiku

May 30th, 2010

I’m a fan of the haiku. They are fun to write, and pretty much anything can be made to sound deep if you can be succinct and drop it in less than 17 syllables. This is a haiku I thought up a long time ago. I still like it enough to post it here for you, kind reader.

うるさい蚊

私を刺すな

かゆいから

And if your computer didn’t want to show you the nice Japanese above, here it is romanized.

urusai ka

watashi wo sasuna

kayui kara

OK, so it’s not Basho, but at least it could have taken place somewhere near a pond…

An Appeal for Less Smart Kids

April 26th, 2010

Well, I’ve written the title, but I’m not sure it says what I meant it to say.

You see:

  • I don’t mean I want children who are less intelligent than their predecessors…
  • It’s not a call for a smaller number of intelligent children…

But I’m all out of correction type on this here typewriter so please allow me to explain what I mean.

When I say “smart kids”, I mean smart as in a bomb… sort of.

The smart kids to whom I refer are not those that are controlled remotely (though something could be said here about overly protective helicopter parents, or those living vicariously through their children) but  kids in the position of the women and men controlling the bombs without interacting with the environment of the bomb.

Home video game systems, interactive games, and other technology can give the children the chance to see and learn about things they never otherwise could have. There are a plenty of positives to this,and thanks to the internet children can see and learn about things they would never otherwise have a chance to experience… visually.

We just have to be careful that children still get their hands dirty, build sandcastles, play with dogs, skip rocks, pick up frogs and snakes, and bake cookies. (Just not in that order… or at least toss a little hand washing in there somewhere.)

Parents and teachers and the children themselves should be sure to experience as much of the world around them as possible. With all the talk about multiple intelligences and different types of learners and learning styles, there’s still not much that can trump a good dose of DOING.

I want my children to break a window playing baseball in the sandlot. I want them to dig for worms, fish with them, and maybe fall in the river every once in a while.

I want them to be able to take a bus, go to the store for milk, yell “CAR!” every few minutes and get out of the way when playing pick-up football in the street, and get in a scuffle or two with friends before working it out.

If our kids are too “smart”, too remote, getting too many of their experiences from the virtual world, they may miss out on getting a lot of the things people need to be strong, to have fun, to deal with crises, and to enjoy jumping, falling, tripping, running, and dancing their way through life.

I know also that what I’m saying is obvious, but we also have to be vigilant because that real world experience takes effort. It means getting off the couch, closing the clamshell, and getting dirty. We parents have to be a bit vigilant and hopefully get to have some fun to boot.

Some Thoughts on Special Education Classes in Japan’s Junior High Schools

April 13th, 2010

For some of my 14 years in Japan, I worked as a junior high school teacher. Working in several different junior high schools allowed me to have some experiences I am sure I would never otherwise have had. Being fluent in Japanese also opened the doors to some unique opportunities. Some of my most memorable experiences took place in the special education classes in Japan’s junior high schools.

Because Japan requires that everyone finish junior high school, public school classes are provided for students requiring special education. These classes often have cute or inspiring names. One common designation for the classes is the “Nakayoshi Gakkyu”. This would be the “get along well” class.

Japanese educational law states that if a parent wants their child educated in regular classes instead of the special education class, their request will be honored. Some people reading this may have taught in the JET or some other program and wondered why some of their students were never put into special education sections. This may have been because of a lack of facilities, or upon the request of the student’s parents.

If anyone out there is currently teaching in Japan, there are several reasons I believe it will be worth your while to request a few teaching hours with the special education classes. I list some of them here:

  • The special education teachers in Japan are top-of-the-class educators. They are some of the best, most open-minded, and well trained people I have ever met.
  • The students tend to absolutely love English, and are often quite good. They make observable progress, and many feel less inhibited when speaking English than when speaking Japanese.
  • It gives a teacher someone to root for. Often, the native English speaking teacher at a school has to teach so many different classes that when the Taiikusai Sports Festival, Bunkasai School Festival, and school year sports tournaments come up, it’s hard to know who to cheer for. The special education class is a good one to identify with and support.
  • Teaching special education is both challenging and educational. If you are interested in cognition, the learning process, the design of materials and assessments, or any serious educational pursuit, teaching these kids will make you think and learn.
  • The memories will stay with you. I have both good and scary memories of teaching special education… mostly good. I like to think the students also remember me.

I have an anecdote to illustrate this last point. Once I was teaching a class in which there was a boy who could speak very little, and couldn’t move most of his body. He was confined to a wheel chair that he steered with his chin. The regular teacher for the class told me that he doesn’t really like English because the English teachers always make him feel like they want him to speak more. Having poor motor skills in his mouth and tongue, he doesn’t really enjoy speaking, let alone a language such as English requiring oral acrobatics.

I taught his class for 6 months doing my best to include him and not pressure him. He did the necessary work, and from what I observed, understood English as well as his classmates. I still, though, had not been able to make him laugh. I knew that he laughed with his teacher and classmates, but I had never seen him laugh in English class. Then one day when other students were silent and writing something, our eyes met. For a moment, he froze and had a look in his eyes I had never seen before. I could have interpreted it as either horror or humor, but then in the midst of the silence, he farted.

His classmates and teacher started laughing out of control. The boy was also laughing as hard as I’d ever seen and had tears in his eyes. When everyone calmed down and got themselves under control, I put on my most serious “teacher-face” and said, “Now that is called a “fart”. It will be on your next exam,” at which time laughter ensued for a few minutes more.

Since that day, silent moments during class often elicited suspicious or accusing smiles from the students in the class. If eyes met, laughter soon followed. The boy I mentioned above, even began to try to sound out English words, and did a pretty good job of it.

I have other stories of fun and funny times teaching special students in Japan, as I’m sure many of my readers do as well. Feel free to share in the comments and inspire our fellow teachers to venture into the colorful classroom down the hall.